(In lieu of us moving back to Michigan)
Kevin: This fall, you'll be so big we'll have to roll you to Uncle John's Cider Mill!
Me: Thanks, babe. Thanks a lot.
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Male Acquaintance: I have a daughter-in-law who is also pregnant. She's two weeks away from giving birth, and man, she looks like she's swallowed a watermelon!
Me: Great...something to look forward to!
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