One thing that Kevin brought into our marriage was an exhaustive collection of James Bond movies. I was not terribly pleased, since they all have ridiculous amounts of murder, intrigue and really scantily clad women cast in degrading roles. So, they're in the basement. Though I protest, he still has an affinity for Bond. Check out his latest Christmas Wish, a "Dr. No" Swatch watch.
As Kevin's friend, another Bond afficionado said, "The most frustrating part would be wearing one of these and not having anybody else appreciate it."
I'll save you the frustration, Kev.