I often like to include images to go with my posts, and I considered putting up this spoof of a "Successories" motivatioinal poster because it made me laugh.
However, I don't think it quite fits, since the baby is not lurking around waiting to "screw me over" with the pain of labor. This little one does not have manipulative abilities as of yet.
Check out Despair, Inc for more tongue-in-cheek displays. The "Government" demotivator seems especially pertinent these days.