We had some friends over this weekend for dinner, and they brought their two year old daughter, Sarah. After dinner, she was bustling around our family room, moving books and picture frames around and happened on a Bible sitting on a side table. As she started flipping through the pages, the following convo came about...
Sarah's Dad: Be careful with the pages! That's a Bible. You need to be very gentle.
Kevin: Eh, don't worry about that. We're Catholics. We don't read the Bible. It's just for decoration.
Sarah: (Still flipping through the Bible) He's crazy!
Let's be honest. Kevin's comment is absolute farce, but Sarah's comment is absolute truth!